screamcones!!!

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inspired by the y2k revival, a 2000's childhood, collectibles, 90's - 2000's game informer ads, consumerism and silliness

cookies and cream and skull and bones

two classic combinations meet at last. cookies 'n cream meets skull & bones. it's a crunchy taste sensation so good it'll send chills down your spine.
tasting notes: chocolate cookie, vanilla cream, the ever present knowledge of one's own mortality
strawberry lady fingers

the taste of hand-picked summer strawberries and sponge cake is so good, it'll have you licking your fingers. even after you've finished this delicious waffle cone, you may find that it's still got a hold on you.
tasting notes: strawberry, sponge cake, the touch of a woman
mint chip

for some folks, this flavor combination is a system-crashing error message. we like to think it's synthetically delicious. there's only one way to find out who's right.
tasting notes: mint & chocolate, corrupted data, electrical spark

axe-saulted caramel

caramel. assault. assaulted caramel. you get it, right?
tasting notes: caramel & salt & steel & violence
biblically accurate birthday cake

served on a crisp, delicious waffle cone, this heavenly treat might look a little intimidating, but be not afraid - the only thing you've got to worry about is a brain freeze. layers of creamy sweet dairy blend with cake chunks & icing for an experience that's positively divine.
tasting notes: sweet cream, sprinkles, yellow cake, the radiance of the Almighty
cherry guillotine

VIVE LA REVOLUCION
tasting notes: cherry, chocolate, the fall of the bourgeoisie

low-poly vanilla

who says plain is boring? it's a retro classic for the ages, with no need for the latest and greatest hardware to enjoy.
tasting notes: vanilla, videogames, nostalgia for a simpler time
void

if you know, you know. some delights simply have to be experienced, not explained.
tasting notes: ???, sweet oblivion
sinnamon

the fires of hades are somehow burning in this deliciously cool treat. but much like puppy cerberus, it's bark is worse than it's bite.
tasting notes: cinnamon, the screams of the damned, sugar cookie

lemon non-bi-berry

tasting notes: lemon, blueberry, a spectrum of anything between or beyond
lavender menace

tasting notes: lavender, honey, Queer Rage
bisexual disaster

tasting notes: cotton candy, CHAOS
priDEMONth

tasting notes: sherbert, controversy, shiny boots of leather